Thursday, March 14, 2013

Chinese Torture

I have come up with two of my own forms of Chinese torture.

#1 – Go into a Chinese lingerie shop and ask them to fit me for a bra.

#2 – At the market where all you hear is “hey lady – wanna buy some shoes? Uggs, Toms, Converse” “I have big feet” “oh, we have you size” “I have big feet” “oh no worry, we have you size” after trying to jam my feet into a shoe “oh you have big feet”.

These are being posted out of order due to the fact that the great Chinese firewall blocks this website.

1 comment:

Ron and Thelma said...

so did you get fitted